Hell, she had me make a duplicate key for her last year after she took that class in marksmanship and graduated at the head of the class. Y’mean you just realized she can get at the guns? Oooh, I think I’d be good if I were you…
I am confused on why you would keep the key and cabinet in the kitchen or maybe you are one of those guys that has no control over your woman and she actually gets to leave the kitchen.
Not unless you want to commit suicide by wife. You never know what she will do in a fit of rage once she finds out were you to have an extra marital affair. I suggest being on the save side and not give her any reason to suspect you are having an extra marital affair. That way the guns will stay in the gun cabinet and not be a temptation to her to end the affair in a way that you may not want to experience first hand.
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ha, ha… yeah.
It is a very good reason to not have an affair.
Oh yes, most definitely.
Then again…she’s always had access to the knives, right? You must have behaved well thus far.
Well i would hope so .
Are you having fun tonight? Thanks for the laugh! Is she a good shot?
lol
stupid @ss
Or to buy trigger locks, for safety reasons of course, and not leave panties or other evidence in the gun cabinet.
Ah but does she no how to load aim or shoot the guns?
It just means you need to change the locks…
Hell, she had me make a duplicate key for her last year after she took that class in marksmanship and graduated at the head of the class. Y’mean you just realized she can get at the guns? Oooh, I think I’d be good if I were you…
well she should no u always fire blanks 
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I am confused on why you would keep the key and cabinet in the kitchen or maybe you are one of those guys that has no control over your woman and she actually gets to leave the kitchen.
don’t worry about the gun, does she cook each night…?…..LOL
Not unless you want to commit suicide by wife. You never know what she will do in a fit of rage once she finds out were you to have an extra marital affair. I suggest being on the save side and not give her any reason to suspect you are having an extra marital affair. That way the guns will stay in the gun cabinet and not be a temptation to her to end the affair in a way that you may not want to experience first hand.
Most definitely especially if she is related in any way no matter how far back to Annie Oakley .
does she know how to shoot?